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Expendable Mudge Muses Aloud

Happy Thanksgiving! Remember that the ultimate point of this day we set aside to think about our blessings is pumpkin pie. The rest is a bunch of feel-good nonsense. Skip that disgusting orange glop and the dry, tasteless strings of pre-jerkied birdflesh. EAT THE PUMPKIN PIE FIRST!